{"id":1394,"date":"2010-09-18T01:35:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T13:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/?p=1394"},"modified":"2010-09-17T21:49:41","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T09:49:41","slug":"zombie-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/2010\/09\/18\/zombie-love\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_1396\" style=\"width: 83px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Terri-Garey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1396\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1396\" title=\"Terri Garey\" src=\"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/Terri-Garey.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"73\" height=\"73\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-1396\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Terri Garey<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As you may know, I post once a month on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.supernaturalunderground.blogspot.com\/\"><strong>Supernatural Underground<\/strong><\/a>, a blog for HarperCollins USA speculative fiction authors.\u00a0 On Tuesday, fellow Supe author, <a href=\"http:\/\/tgarey.blogspot.com\/\">Terri Garey<\/a>, posted this this fun piece of zombie flash, titled <strong><em>&#8220;Love Stinks and So Does Your Breath&#8221;<\/em><\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIs that a femur in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Donna snuggled in closer to Derek, brushing the dark hair from his eyes with one hand. Unfortunately, a clump of it remained in her fingers, and she knew this particular boy toy\u2019s time was limited. That was the problem with zombies\u2014their shelf life was much too short, the pesky problem of decomposition being one she hadn\u2019t solved yet.<\/p>\n<p>Even embalming didn\u2019t help, and she didn\u2019t care for waxy buildup on her fingers any more than she did her floors.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To read the rest, click <a href=\"http:\/\/supernaturalunderground.blogspot.com\/2010\/09\/zombie-lovin-what-is-up-with-undead.html\"><strong>here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may know, I post once a month on the Supernatural Underground, a blog for HarperCollins USA speculative fiction authors.\u00a0 On Tuesday, fellow Supe author, Terri Garey, posted this this fun piece of zombie flash, titled &#8220;Love Stinks and So Does Your Breath&#8221;: \u201cIs that a femur in your pocket or are you just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funstuff","category-other-writers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1394"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1398,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1394\/revisions\/1398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}