{"id":19096,"date":"2013-02-24T16:59:12","date_gmt":"2013-02-24T03:59:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/?p=19096"},"modified":"2013-02-24T16:59:12","modified_gmt":"2013-02-24T03:59:12","slug":"three-arcane-secrets-for-successfully-writing-books-in-the-21st-century","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/2013\/02\/24\/three-arcane-secrets-for-successfully-writing-books-in-the-21st-century\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Arcane Secrets for Successfully Writing Books in the 21st Century"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I have mainly been writing today, it felt appropriate to quickly take time out to share my three most arcane secrets of successfully writing books in the 21st century with you:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Stay off the internet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Stay off the internet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>Stay off the internet.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">.<\/span>The End.<\/p>\n<p>[Or if you heed not my wise advice]:<\/p>\n<p>End of story.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I have mainly been writing today, it felt appropriate to quickly take time out to share my three most arcane secrets of successfully writing books in the 21st century with you: Stay off the internet. Stay off the internet. Stay off the internet. .The End. [Or if you heed not my wise advice]: End [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funstuff","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19096"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19100,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19096\/revisions\/19100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/helenlowe.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}